Some of the nerdier celebrities stay on top of everything at my website from their specialty computers, the likes of which aren’t generally available to the public. Not that they have some super computers, but they have technology that not many can afford right now. Any celebrity who happens to spend a lot of time on World of Warcraft can certainly find a system with the best graphics and biggest amount of computer memory.

Maybe it’s a little early to start thinking about Halloween. Even still, it’s fun to think about what we are going to be this year. My girlfriend usually tries to get some kind of gothic, sexy costumes to wear. Personally, I get something off the wall. I think I was an apple a few years ago. So we have Marilyn Manson walking with an apple to the club. Charming!

I was sitting here looking at my old box cutter. It has been exactly one year since I quit my job at the grocery store to blog about entertainment pretty much full time. I must admit, it helps me feel better to talk about the problems the rich and famous have compared to me. Sure, I have some credit card debt, but some of these folks are throwing away fortunes. They say money can’t buy happiness, which is what I’ve found out in this line of work.

I sure do love seeing myself. Some would have me pegged as a narcissist. That is why whenever I go to the bathroom I want tons of mirrors all around me. Some call this an unhealthy obsession with the self, I tell them it’s what’s required to keep me on top of my game. That is why I have invested heavily the past few months in bathroom vanities. You never hear me shut up about them because it is my life. I now look online for the best deals that allow me to look at myself.

It’s a sad testament to the society we live in whenever someone’s drug treatment becomes the subject of headlines. That is exactly what is wrong with society. People are less concerned with political decisions impacting out lives every day than they are with the personal lives of celebrities. I guess some just take comfort in knowing they have their head on straighter than the person they saw on the big screen. I just don’t know.

I remember just a few short years ago, the concept of GPS was still in its infancy. Who would have imagined that here in 2008 it would begin becoming ingrained as a part of our culture? Now, even low-end cars come enabled with some form of GPS. People are using GPS in productive ways. I just hope it doesn’t become a way to monitor everyone ala 1984, then GPS will have worn out its welcome.

I recently got a nice flat screen television. I don’t know whether it’s HD or LCD or any of those crazy monikers, the only thing I know is the picture quality is stellar and the sound is superior. That is when I got to thinking about mounting the TV on the wall, one because it would deter robbery. It’s hard to make off with a TV stuck to a tv wall mount. The other was cosmetic. It just looks better hanging the thing on the wall.

Since about New Year’s Day, I have noticed an increasing back pain problem that plagues me throughout the days. Whenever I’m at work, I am constantly shifting my weight due to the pain in my lower back. I was looking for possible solutions, but all my doctor could tell me was be more careful about positions I sleep in. That’s when I looked into getting a sleep wedge to keep me aligned when sleeping.

I was reading my favorite entertainment magazine this morning when I came across one of those full page ads concerning a pending class action lawsuit. The subject was mesothelioma caused by environmental factors. Those effected could send away for a chunk of the settlement. Most of the time, these class action suits end up getting each person a few cents. I was involved in a credit card settlement once, got my check in the mail for .04 cents. It cost them more for postage!

Have you ever looked at your junk car and wondered how you could translate the rusting pile into bilingual religious videos? When I saw my Chevrolet Celebrity taking up the drive way one day, I was wondering how I could take that car and turn it into a Christian DVD for a bilingual child. Luckily, I was not the only one with this vision. Car Angels takes money from car donation and distributes videos indoctrinating today’s easily impressionable youth. This Dora the Explorer generation will stand no chance.