Have you ever seen Eddie Murphy’s updated version of the classic film The Nutty Professor? The first one is just hilarious. You can see clearly why the sequel was centered more around his family, because those scenes are just unforgettable. For example, Mama Klump begins to talk about the benefits of having a colon cleanse while Cletus proceeds to take this into his own hands using flatulence. Priceless.

I recently got a nice flat screen television. I don’t know whether it’s HD or LCD or any of those crazy monikers, the only thing I know is the picture quality is stellar and the sound is superior. That is when I got to thinking about mounting the TV on the wall, one because it would deter robbery. It’s hard to make off with a TV stuck to a tv wall mount. The other was cosmetic. It just looks better hanging the thing on the wall.

I was thinking about going to college, but don’t like being in debt. This is exactly what would happen if I went back. My state scholarship has been revoked, so I would need to depend on student loans to get me through. I am wondering now if it’s worth the trouble. I will play a wait and see game.

Isn’t auto insurance such a useless hassle? You sit around and pay a group of rich people money so they will in turn pay you when something happens. Of course, they exist simply to make money. Insurance companies try to weasel their way out of policies when it looks like they may lose money. They also have their hands in politics, ensuring their useless existance will remain for all eternity by making it mandatory. That is why we have to spend so much time looking for an auto insurance quote, but it all boils down to who we will be sending free money because the law requires it.

Israeli President Shimon Peres recently celebrated the Jewish New Year with pop star Madonna, who is a member of controversial Jewish sect known as Kabbalah. This mystical sect has drawn lots of ire from orthodox Jews, and Madonna is there to represent her faith. The eighties star was seen going into President Peres’s home to discuss the controversial sect, and she plans to visit several holy sites that are scared to fellow Kabbalists.