I could hardly contain the joy when I heard the news on the wire today about the senseless comedy “Seinfeld” featuring unfunny comedian Jerry Seinfeld and racist wash-up Michael… Whatshisname. I am among the few people that was never a fan of this show. The only endearing memories I have of its years of telecasts is the large man that plays Newman. He was priceless in Jurassic Park, the bad guy who seeks to steal dinosaur DNA in a can of shaving cream. He then ends up getting toxic tar spat at him by an angry lizard. In any event, you don’t need to put me on the pre-order list for this DVD collection - I was tired of the show when it was on television.

Here is a clip of England’s foremost ‘heterosexual’ transvestite comedian Eddie Izzard. If you aren’t familiar with his work, you should probably check out the “Dress to Kill” DVD. You may also recognize Izzard from the TV show “The Riches”

Stephen Colbert hates the left wing so much, he has sort of broken his. While running around the set with a big foam finger, it was noticed that he was wearing a cast. Though he made a mockery of the whole ordeal in typical satirical Colbert fashion, he has my best wishes for a speedy recovery. It’s always sad to see such a fair and balanced news anchor in such a bad way.

YouTube has decided to introduce video fingerprinting to stop the sharing of illegal videos. This pretty much means YouTube will soon be a haven of dog videos and not much else. Until YouTube goes down the tubes for good, here is one of the last illegal videos we may be able to enjoy. It’s not like anyone would watch it anyway…