Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Apr
13

Wow… Fun!

posted by Kaza

What would you have if you took all the hedonism out of Las Vegas but left the sparkling lights? Instead of a desert backdrop, the backdrop would be middle America at its finest. Just what would you call this place? Branson. If you are looking to a flashy kid-friendly alternative to Vegas, Branson may be your answer. While the deals are hot, look into Branson condos!

Apr
13

Ink

posted by Kaza

I do most of my blog maintenance from my laptop computer. Then again, most of my life is conducted from a laptop. I have not attempted to connect my laptop to the network to make it easy to print things because the computer in the living room is merely a hub that serves no other purpose nowadays It is just absolutely trashed with adware and runs as slow as molasses. That is why I have to look for some printers of a smaller size to hook up to the laptop next time I go shopping.

Feb
17

Gym Membership

posted by Kaza

I was wondering which would be cheaper: spending money on a gym membership I may or may not use, or going all out and getting my own fitness equipment. I think I would rather have fitness equipment in my house. Then, I don’t have to worry about the judging eyes at the gym, plus I can work out without wasting valuable time and gas getting to the gym.With financing options, it may actually be cheaper.

Feb
9

Sports Franchise

posted by Kaza

My favorite sports franchise is the Atlanta Braves. I have been a Braves fan since childhood. Anyone from the southeast in the early 90s was a Braves fan, it seemed. You had the unbeatable tandem of Maddux, Smoltz, Glavine and Avery. The closer, Mark Wohlers, was unstoppable with his 100 mph heat. The fielders came and went, but the ones to keep up with were the Jonses, Chipper and Andruw. Of course this was all made possible by an emotional leader, Bobby Cox, and front office staff that kept the team elite for a long time.

Feb
5

Criss Angel

posted by Kaza

I heard illusionist and magician Criss Angel was performing some new stunts in Las Vegas next month, so I started looking into making a trip over there to see everything live. The flight were fairly simple to get. I go with this one carrier that is inexpensive practically everywhere, which makes for easy traveling. The only thing I was worried about finding was the discount hotels Las Vegas. Once I have that booked the trip is ready.

Feb
1

East Coast Vacation

posted by Kaza

When people think of beach vacations, usually the first thing to come to mind is Florida. However, there are other options on the east coast that offer great beach options. South Carolina is about halfway down the east coast so it offers convenient access to just about everyone looking for a fun vacation. If you are ever in the area or surfing the web, you can find out more information about Hilton Head rentals.

Jan
4

Corvette Headlights

posted by Kaza

The Chevrolet Corvette is a an American institution. It is the hallmark of all things American automobiles. One of the most distinctive features of the Corvette are the unique lights that spring up from the hood. Naturally, this means the Corvette headlights aren’t readily available in your local auto parts store. Luckily, there are plenty of Corvette enthusiasts that demand parts for the classic car, from the modern inception to the old models.

I tried going down to the local parts store one time to get some Corvette parts for a friend. Though they had the simple parts he needed, there was still some obscure parts that I needed to check for online. It was his birthday and I wanted to help him get his old Corvette back into street shape. He basically bought a shell of an automobile and worked with it until it was great again. I believe it was a 1967 model, making it eligible for classic car and antique status. However, there were a few glaring errors that needed to be addressed. For one, Chevrolet had yet to perfect the headlights, so naturally those are shot. Then again, what can you expect from forty year old wiring? I think any car would experience this trouble. There was also some difficulty with the door handles, but those were easily solved,

Dec
14

Red Roof

posted by Kaza

During my last trip to California, I had to make a last minute reservation at a cheesy hotel near the Elton John venue. Elton was giving one of his final concerts in the area, and I had to write about it for a known publication. However, the hotel situation dominated my night. I ended up sleeping on a foam mattress on the floor because the bed was in an untidy state. The TV remote had dead batteries, and the Gideons didn’t even leave a Bible to read!

Nov
16

Britney Tests Positive

posted by Kaza

That’s right Britney Spears has tested positive. Nope, it’s not for some sexually transmitted disease! Britney tested positive for drugs, which she claims were false due to her ADD medication Adderall. There is no word yet on how this will effect her, but K Fed is wanting to keep the kids close by. I think everyone should read about Adderall before they jump to conclusions: it’s a drug that helps you stay concentrated, because the only focus of Britney lately seems to be failure. Whether she needs drugs or not, I wish she could turn her life around. I am getting tired of writing bad things about her!

Nov
8

James Brown’s Wife Wants Cut

posted by Kaza

Legendary soul singer James Brown recently passed away. With his death came a bunch of people fighting over his estate. Add to the mix a Georgia woman who claims she and James Brown were married in 1953 and were never divorced. Because she never divorced the singer, she believes she is entitled to a cut of his money. James Brown became notorious later in life for his outrageous behavior, including criminal charges. His death goes on just like his life did, with a lot of strange controversy.