Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
Since I didn’t get to catch the lousy game in London, I got to thinking about the end of the season. Without the trip to London and all that that entails, I would probably be able to afford Superbowl tickets. This year, in an effort to save advertising space for the biggest game in American football, they have contracted the name to one word. I can’t wait to see who ends up in the promised land at the end of the year, the newly named Superbowl!
Kid Rock has made a career out of a rapping trailer park persona, and he lends some credibility to that label after being arrested last night. Apparently, Kid Rock and his entourage stopped at a Waffle House outside of a concert. While there, he got into an altercation with someone, causing damage to the roachy restaurant. He was eventually picked up a mile from the scene and spent 12 hours in jail.
One of the first things people buy when they have disposable income is real estate, and why not? Having land is the oldest and most pure status symbol. While it’s no longer fashionable to have hundreds of acres of dead land, people do still love having their very own lot of the earth. It’s no surprise that movie stars and rock heroes are the first in line to get the best quality real estate in the nation’;s most affluent areas. Watch out Jupiter, Florida - Toby Keith is coming to buy the mansion next door to yours and he tends to mow the lawn when you want to sleep!
The Video Music Awards put on by MTV got a lot of hype because it was to be the Britney Spears comeback. I heard over the wire this morning that she performed quite miserably. Perhaps this will finally put her miserable career to bed. This turn of events that saw a chubby Britney perform reminds how prophetic the producers of Family Guy are!