After Jennifer Aniston was seen leaving the office of a plastic surgeon, rumors quickly circulated. Did she have a nose job? Her boobs done? Aniston quickly cleared things up: she had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum. So really, the only dirt here is that she used to snore. And what is her response to those who insist her bustline has been magnified?

“As far as all the other [rumors], as boring as it sounds, it’s still mine. All of it. Still mine.”

But how does she explain side-by-side photos purporting to show “before” and “after” comparisons of her cleavage? Answer: she doesn’t.

“Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don’t know what else to do. I really am pretty happy with what God gave me.”