Larry Birkhead arrived home from the Bahamas Tuesday with his baby daughter, 7-month-old Dannielynn. He also had a new official Bahamian birth certificate listing him as the father, and removing the name of Howard K. Stern, the man Anna Nicole Smith had claimed was the baby’s father. I feel so, so sorry for this baby – she seems like the pawn in a high-stakes game. Luckily, the child is probably perpetually numb as per getting high doses of benzos and painkillers through his mother’s tainted breast milk.